Poetry, aphorisms, & jokes I puke up & post periodically.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Scavengers Hunt
Most people are quick to assume any hypothetical last eagle on apocalypse's eve would soon swoop earthwards and lick carrion. Perhaps. But that tells you more about most people than it does about any specific eagle.
Everything meat in a supermarket is carrion, except if they have a lobster tank, and who hasn't been tempted to take one of those and run for the door? Yes this mangy lion eats carrion and crow.
3 comments:
"The raven is calling my name," thought Caw. -Jack Handy
Would like to have my fair share of the carrion before the stupid bird, with ugly call, preditates.
Mr. X,
Everything meat in a supermarket is carrion, except if they have a lobster tank, and who hasn't been tempted to take one of those and run for the door? Yes this mangy lion eats carrion and crow.
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